I like elephants, pizza and tea with biscuits.

housewifeswag:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

oh this makes my heart feel good stuff.

housewifeswag:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

oh this makes my heart feel good stuff.

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thedevils-knickers:

Freaks (1932)

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insidethisdyingworld:

Me. Everyday. 

insidethisdyingworld:

Me. Everyday. 

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tessamarianne:

kepi-oma-ema:

watchyoufalldown:

izzyvstheworld:

fuck-yeah-sallyys-bacon:

krystalnicole9102:

n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:

LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

omfg i was dying laughing until he jumped but didnt make it D: </3

ahahahaha!! I am screaming!

Ahahahaha perfection….

This just made my day…

haaaaaaaah

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9gag:

We Has Progress With These Medicines!

9gag:

We Has Progress With These Medicines!

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im-cool-like-that:

Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]

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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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m1ss-americunt:

d’aw

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earthakitt:

no single picture has ever more eloquently summarized my life

earthakitt:

no single picture has ever more eloquently summarized my life

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best film

best film

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